As new parents with years of experience, we've all been there—giggling at our own parents for celebrating a 'lie-in' until 6:30 a.m. or casually discussing the shade of baby poop over breakfast. "Yeah! I slept until 6:30 this morning—I'm in great shape!"
We swore we'd never sound just like them (terrified emoji). Yet here we are, repeating the cycle.
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And it was our little one who made us face the truth: we'd broken our vow to never become those clueless adults who 'don't get it.'

So what do we say now? 'Fountain, I won't drink your water'—the ultimate irony of parenthood.